| I found a great joke. The more I think about it the more I laugh.
Annabella greeted her young hero, Private McManus, with a look of surprise. "Gracious, where did you get that terrific shiner?" she exclaimed.
"Aw," explained McManus, "I was just saluting that West Point Lieutenant of ours this morning when my nose started itching and I scratched it with my thumb." |