$850.50 if I can only claim each thing once, otherwise I can't count that high.
Befor anyone asks, I have never:
Ever had sex at church--$25
Had sex with someone on the internet --$25
Had sex for money--$100
Ever had sex with the a puertorican--$20
Crossed dressed--$10
Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Been in love with a stripper--$20
Prank called the cops-- $5
Made a nasty home video--$15
Had a threesome--$50
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20
Cried during sex--$20
Went streaking-- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Spent time in jail --$15
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25 (I always took 'em home
)
Not sure if I got the math right as I added it in my head. So whatever the overall total is, take the sum of the above away and that is my score.
P.S. For the record, my best friend is my wife !!