| Chuck Norris once shot ten guys dead and then proceeded to preform open heart surgery on them. He finished all 10 surgeries in less than one hour. Then to prove he was not tired he ran 6 marathons at once.
Jesus never really walked on water; it was Chuck Norris dressed as Jesus.
A kid at my school asked what is so great about Chuck Norris, he instantly dropped dead with a sign on his back saying, "That's why!"
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C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret)
NBB '06 Alpha Flight
NBB '07 Delta Flight
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