Originally Posted by Missileer

Engineer Jokes

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map
the wrong way.

You might be an engineer if:


The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your
questions.

At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.

For your wife's birthday you gave her a new CD-ROM drive or a Palm
Pilot.

You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

You can type 70 words per minute but you can't read your own
handwriting.---This applies to me...ask my teachers!

You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the
special effects.

You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids' toys.

You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.

You window shop at Radio Shack.

Your laptop computer cost more than your car.

Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

You've already calculated how much you make per second.

You've tried to repair a $5 radio.