Topic: 22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT

Team Infidel · November 12th, 2007

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell .

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's ! been tri ed is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but
a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States .

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."

Ready to vote???

Peddler · November 12th, 2007

so true......

pixiedustboo · November 12th, 2007

HA! +1!!!

That rocked!

Thanks for sharing.

perseus · November 12th, 2007

I think this was made in response

27 ways to be a good Republican

in a few places
http://wellduh.blogspot.com/2005/05/...epublican.html

http://namelesscynic.blogspot.com/20...forwarded.html

http://sizah.blogspot.com/2005/07/25...epublican.html

pixiedustboo · November 12th, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by perseus

I think this was made in response

27 ways to be a good Republican

in a few places
http://wellduh.blogspot.com/2005/05/...epublican.html

http://namelesscynic.blogspot.com/20...forwarded.html

http://sizah.blogspot.com/2005/07/25...epublican.html

What's with the links?

The Other Guy · November 13th, 2007

This means war (even if it is a joke!!!

)

1. not true

2. true...

3. not true

4. not true

5. true

6. true

7. false

8. no...

9. no

10. no

11. no, who cares about Mel Gibson's bad acting?

12. no...

13. NO!

14. no!

15. what?

16. that is the biggest piece of crap I've heard in a long time...

17. no...

18. not the truth, man!

19. Both should be legal

20. huh?

21. not vast, just stupid.

22. not true...

You're on the outside looking in!

pixiedustboo · November 13th, 2007

Bestiality should be legal?

Team Infidel · November 13th, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Other Guy

This means war (even if it is a joke!!!

)

You're on the outside looking in!

joke forum... joke forum.. NOT political forum...

The Other Guy · November 13th, 2007

hey, there's a smiley there for a reason...

Plus, as perseus noted, this seems to be posted in retaliation to something else...

November 12th, 2007	Post 1
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	Post; 22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell . 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's ! been tri ed is because the right people haven't been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States . 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy. 22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas." Ready to vote??? __________________ Last edited by Team Infidel; November 12th, 2007 at 12:46.

November 12th, 2007	Post 2
Peddler Caesar Gear	so true...... __________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

November 12th, 2007	Post 3
pixiedustboo Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	HA! +1!!! That rocked! Thanks for sharing. __________________ Feminism is the radical notion that women are...MEN? Does Dark Have A Speed Too? http://www.myspace.com/doesdarkhaveaspeedtoo

November 12th, 2007	Post 4
perseus Primus Pilus	I think this was made in response 27 ways to be a good Republican in a few places http://wellduh.blogspot.com/2005/05/...epublican.html http://namelesscynic.blogspot.com/20...forwarded.html http://sizah.blogspot.com/2005/07/25...epublican.html __________________ Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country. Herman Goering

November 13th, 2007	Post 6
The Other Guy Spam King Gear	Post; According to a republican, I'm a bad Dem... This means war (even if it is a joke!!!) 1. not true 2. true... 3. not true 4. not true 5. true 6. true 7. false 8. no... 9. no 10. no 11. no, who cares about Mel Gibson's bad acting? 12. no... 13. NO! 14. no! 15. what? 16. that is the biggest piece of crap I've heard in a long time... 17. no... 18. not the truth, man! 19. Both should be legal 20. huh? 21. not vast, just stupid. 22. not true... You're on the outside looking in! __________________ "When you argue, I have this compulsive need to argue back." -Jack McCoy

November 13th, 2007	Post 7
pixiedustboo Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	Bestiality should be legal?

November 13th, 2007	Post 9
The Other Guy Spam King Gear	hey, there's a smiley there for a reason... Plus, as perseus noted, this seems to be posted in retaliation to something else...

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