| Post; Love that Military Time
An Army Sergeant Major is at a party, with a serious look on his face, and he is noticed by this lady who sees that he has mostly been keeping to himself all night. She walks up to him and asks him his name. He replies sharply, "Sergeant Major Smithy." She then asks "Sir, I don't mean to get personal, but when was the last time you had sex?" He then said "1959." She says "Wow that's a long time ago." The Sergeant Major looks at his watch and says "What are you talking about ma'am, it's 2145." |