Topic: Bad Movies You Have Seen

Damien435 · April 29th, 2006

Worst Movies

Alexander : This would be the prequel to Brokeback Mountain

Jarhead: Kanye West, and a little quote "The Army may put up with this crap, but we don't." Yeah, because there's such a thing as a sane Marine. Well, there may be somewhere but I haven't met one yet.

Bowling for Columbine: I think Mike Moore just attacks whomever the President is at the time.

Movies I will defend

Independence Day: Commies, every last one of you, except those who didn't list Independence Day as the worst movie.

Delta Force: The movie uses one song to set the tone in every single situation, that takes balls, Chuck Norris size balls.

Mars Attacks: What, you didn't like seeing the Democrat's side of congress wiped out? Damn hippies releasing the doves which started all of that.

Pearl Harbor: Umm, it's a movie about a war that actually happened, and America wins, that automatically raises it a notch, that puts it at notch one.

Kingdom of Heaven: Ok, the Blacksmith knowing more than a 21st century engineer about the level of the water table, strengths and weaknesses of their walls, and ranging of the trebuchets was weird, but umm, heathens!

April 29th, 2006
Damien435 Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	Worst Movies Alexander : This would be the prequel to Brokeback Mountain Jarhead: Kanye West, and a little quote "The Army may put up with this crap, but we don't." Yeah, because there's such a thing as a sane Marine. Well, there may be somewhere but I haven't met one yet. Bowling for Columbine: I think Mike Moore just attacks whomever the President is at the time. Movies I will defend Independence Day: Commies, every last one of you, except those who didn't list Independence Day as the worst movie. Delta Force: The movie uses one song to set the tone in every single situation, that takes balls, Chuck Norris size balls. Mars Attacks: What, you didn't like seeing the Democrat's side of congress wiped out? Damn hippies releasing the doves which started all of that. Pearl Harbor: Umm, it's a movie about a war that actually happened, and America wins, that automatically raises it a notch, that puts it at notch one. Kingdom of Heaven: Ok, the Blacksmith knowing more than a 21st century engineer about the level of the water table, strengths and weaknesses of their walls, and ranging of the trebuchets was weird, but umm, heathens! __________________ Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City Last edited by Damien435; April 29th, 2006 at 21:30.