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FutureDevilDog · September 15th, 2005

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29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

USAFAUX2004 · September 16th, 2005

LOL, this one is always fun to revisit

xander · September 16th, 2005

Gosh damn that was funny

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Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.

lol

i think ill try this one next time i take drill

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Teddy Bear, Teddy bear, turn around"

Shadow Hunter · September 17th, 2005

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Originally Posted by FutureRANGER

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8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.

22. Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

26. Never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'.

99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.

100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.

124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.

125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.

126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.

130. 'I'm drunk' is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.

206. Not allowed to get shot.

These are so funny I made all of my AFJROTC group laugh with these. These are the funniest IMO

ghost457 · September 18th, 2005

theyre all great, every time i read em.....

Topgunjn1 · October 8th, 2005

I've read the list 3 times now its hilarious!! i especially love these 2

198. Not allowed to lead a 'Coup' during training missions.

205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")

usmarinepsycho007 · October 25th, 2005

Laughed until the tears came because I am say "In Accordance with the prophesy" when asked a question or when I am asking the question...Opps. LOL...This is great. I love it!

Navy Boy · October 26th, 2005

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Originally Posted by Shadow Hunter

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Originally Posted by FutureRANGER

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8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.

22. Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

26. Never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'.

99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.

100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.

124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.

125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.

126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.

130. 'I'm drunk' is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.

206. Not allowed to get shot.

These are so funny I made all of my AFJROTC group laugh with these. These are the funniest IMO

ATC_Padre · November 5th, 2008

174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it’s actually DOD policy).

is this one seriously true??? but very good post might not be in the armed forces but ill have to try some of these with my ATC staff

mocco · November 6th, 2008

.............. mate, they're way funny.............

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September 16th, 2005	#32
USAFAUX2004	LOL, this one is always fun to revisit

September 18th, 2005	#35
ghost457	theyre all great, every time i read em.....

October 8th, 2005	#36
Topgunjn1	I've read the list 3 times now its hilarious!! i especially love these 2 198. Not allowed to lead a 'Coup' during training missions. 205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged") If you first don\'t succeed try again! If you fail once more try another door. 2nd Calvary Regiment \"Second Dragoons\" Toujours Pret

October 25th, 2005	#37
usmarinepsycho007	Laughed until the tears came because I am say "In Accordance with the prophesy" when asked a question or when I am asking the question...Opps. LOL...This is great. I love it!

November 5th, 2008	#39
ATC_Padre	174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it’s actually DOD policy). is this one seriously true??? but very good post might not be in the armed forces but ill have to try some of these with my ATC staff

November 6th, 2008	#40
mocco	.............. mate, they're way funny.............