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August 28th, 2004
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| Optio |
__________________ \"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.\" \"I\'ve suffered just so I could return harder\" - Gangstarr Semper Fi |
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August 29th, 2004
| Post 12 |
| Centurion |
That was one of the funniest things i've ever heard
__________________ -Victory is mine -Yes but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you -Oh. Mmm, yes, this is better than *sex*, it\'s like an orgy in my mouth; good news Flappy, I\'ve decided not to kill you -Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers. -How ironic ? Rogers - it almost rhymes with... eliminate. |
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August 30th, 2004
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| Centurion | Quote:
But.... it's so fun!
__________________ When my end comes, I wish it to come to me while I fight for my family's rights. | |
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August 31st, 2004
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| Immunes |
Will you have my babies?  |
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August 31st, 2004
| Post 15 |
| Centurion |
ironically, I had already read all of these before I came here and saw them... one of the seniors in my JROTC brought it in.
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August 31st, 2004
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Quote:
3. Redleg is not allowed to contemplate taxing our milbucks. 
__________________ WOLFPACK! The Devil wanted a refund on my soul; I told him all sales final. | |
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September 1st, 2004
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| Primus Pilus | Quote:
__________________ "It is not supreme excellence to fight and conquer in all your battles, It is supreme excellence if you break the enemy's resistance without fighting." Sun Tzu, the Art of War | ||
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September 1st, 2004
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| Tribunus Laticlavius |
I know he was joking, so am I. |
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September 4th, 2004
| Post 19 |
| Milites Gregarius |
My God, that's a long, but hilarious read. ^_^ Go Skippy! XD |
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September 30th, 2004
| Post 20 |
| Je suis aware |
HILLARIOUS 170. Not allowed to 'defect' to OPFOR during training missions. LOL!!!!!!!! Oh man... 181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS. 151. The proper way to report to my Commander is 'Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir' not 'You can't prove a thing!' 136. Shouting 'Let's do the village! Let's do the whole f***ing village!' while out on a mission is bad. LMAO 112. When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir". Damn straight 100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are. lol It can kill! 61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'. Haha, Take that officers! Admin edit: Please to not reply to your own replies.. Use the edit button instead!
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