About 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do in the US Army Page 2

Focus Fate · August 28th, 2004

LMFAO ROFL That is friggin hillarious! Some of that stuff sounds like things I'd do LOL Oh man that was the funniest thing today.

Jason Bourne · August 29th, 2004

That was one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Damien · August 30th, 2004

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22. Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

But.... it's so fun!

Mwashu · August 31st, 2004

Will you have my babies?

Damien · August 31st, 2004

ironically, I had already read all of these before I came here and saw them... one of the seniors in my JROTC brought it in.

C/2nd Lt Robot · August 31st, 2004

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Originally Posted by Redleg

1. Redleg is not allowed to read this in his office...

2. Redleg is not allowed to scam any of the Forum Members with milbucks.
3. Redleg is not allowed to contemplate taxing our milbucks.

1217 · September 1st, 2004

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Originally Posted by nulli secundus

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Originally Posted by Redleg

1. Redleg is not allowed to read this in his office...

2. Redleg is not allowed to scam any of the Forum Members with milbucks.
3. Redleg is not allowed to contemplate taxing our milbucks.

Would you stop talking about taxing milbucks? He was joking, but don't remind him about it all the time..... He might actually consider it.

C/2nd Lt Robot · September 1st, 2004

I know he was joking, so am I.

WilsonMatthewDavid · September 4th, 2004

My God, that's a long, but hilarious read.

^_^

Go Skippy! XD

A Can of Man · September 30th, 2004

HILLARIOUS

170. Not allowed to 'defect' to OPFOR during training missions.

LOL!!!!!!!! Oh man...

181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS.

151. The proper way to report to my Commander is 'Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir' not 'You can't prove a thing!'

136. Shouting 'Let's do the village! Let's do the whole f***ing village!' while out on a mission is bad.

LMAO

112. When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir".

Damn straight

100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.

lol It can kill!

61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'.

Haha, Take that officers!

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August 28th, 2004	#11
Focus Fate	LMFAO ROFL That is friggin hillarious! Some of that stuff sounds like things I'd do LOL Oh man that was the funniest thing today. \"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.\" \"I\'ve suffered just so I could return harder\" - Gangstarr Semper Fi

August 29th, 2004	#12
Jason Bourne	That was one of the funniest things i've ever heard -Victory is mine -Yes but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you -Oh. Mmm, yes, this is better than sex, it\'s like an orgy in my mouth; good news Flappy, I\'ve decided not to kill you -Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers. -How ironic ? Rogers - it almost rhymes with... eliminate.

August 31st, 2004	#15
Damien	ironically, I had already read all of these before I came here and saw them... one of the seniors in my JROTC brought it in.

September 1st, 2004	#18
C/2nd Lt Robot	I know he was joking, so am I.

September 4th, 2004	#19
WilsonMatthewDavid	My God, that's a long, but hilarious read. ^_^ Go Skippy! XD

September 30th, 2004	#20
A Can of Man	HILLARIOUS 170. Not allowed to 'defect' to OPFOR during training missions. LOL!!!!!!!! Oh man... 181. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS. 151. The proper way to report to my Commander is 'Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir' not 'You can't prove a thing!' 136. Shouting 'Let's do the village! Let's do the whole f***ing village!' while out on a mission is bad. LMAO 112. When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir". Damn straight 100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are. lol It can kill! 61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'. Haha, Take that officers! Admin edit: Please to not reply to your own replies.. Use the edit button instead!