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June 3rd, 2004
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| Immunes | Post; 2 Sgt Maj jokesTwo Sergeant Majors were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second Sergeant Major replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second Sergeant Major nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." A Sergeant Major was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The Sergeant Major took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the Sergeant Major took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The Sergeant Major said, "Look I'm an Sergeant Major. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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June 3rd, 2004
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| Cadet Moderator  | The first one is pretty good, but the second one.... http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...pic.php?t=2068 Sorry, bud. Looks like you were a little late on the draw.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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June 3rd, 2004
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| Immunes | Awww so you saw the second one already. O well. |
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June 3rd, 2004
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| Milites Gregarius | Well i didnt saw any of them before. Nice.  |
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June 3rd, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | very good ones
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June 3rd, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | go get the one about the SM golfing
__________________ “If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to do so from the neck up instead of from the neck down.”— General James H. Doolittle, USAAF |
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June 3rd, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Yes sir  |
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March 6th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | not too shabby
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