| Hartman: After you two finish your bunks, i want you to clean the head, i want that head so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to take a dump!
Cowboy and Joker: SIR YES SIR!
Hartman: Do you believe in the Virgin Mary, joker?
Joker; SIR NO SIR!
Hartman: I dont think i heard you correctly, pvt, what did you say! Do you love the virgin Mary?
Joker: SIR NO SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit........You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out. Now you do love the virgin Mary don't you?
Joker: SIR NO SIR! Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong, and that if the private reverses himself, the Drill Instructor will beat him harder if he does it.
Hartman: WHO'S YOUR SQUAD LEADER?
Joker: Sir, Private Snowball, Sir!
Hartman: Private Snowball!
Snowball: Sir, Pvt. Snowball reporting as requested, sir!
Hartman: Pvt. Snowball, your fired, Joker, you're hired. Pvt. Joker maybe silly and ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough! |