January 27th, 2006
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Chuck Norris is the most powerful man in the universe. Created by God deep under the earth, so that mankind would not be instantly crushed by his sheer awesomeness, Chuck Norris spends his time swimming in lava and crushing boulders with his roundhouse kicks. While under the Earth he chilled with Betty Crocker, whose motto Chuck still lives by: Don't take **** from no one. Scientists have determined that this is a reason why Chuck Norris has never **** on the surface of the Earth, believing that, quite frankly, we would be ****ed if he did.
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