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January 27th, 2006  
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I thought it would be a fun idea if a Chuck norris sayings thread was started. Here go 3 i liked:
Chuck Norris and Jesus have both been on Jepeordy. Jesus missed two....Chuck missed none
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse....horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already counted to infinity....twice
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I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Win or lose it it up to you, Live or die, it is up to god
Mastering others makes you strong, mastering yourself makes you fearless
 
 
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