January 13th, 2006  
beatentrails
Tirones
 

Post; They're so tough........


Here's a few stupid things I've heard in bars when talking to other guys about SARS.
Good stuff.

''I hear that when they fart on patrol, they bag it and use it as explosives on Recon targets!"

''they're so tough, they use their heads to hammer in their tent pegs''

''their stare is so tough, they could kill a man.................through their scope.............................at a 1000 paces!''

''They're so hard, they brush their teeth with steel wool.''

'' they're so strong, they carry their LRRV (Long Range Recon. Vehicle) back with 'em.''

''they're so tough, that when they get shot at, the bullet doesn't hit them, they hit the bullet.''

''They're so big, when they jump into water, they don't get wet, the water gets SARS''.
 
 
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