Read main thread: Marinerhodes is back
December 23rd, 2005  
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Originally Posted by Marinerhodes
Well all, after a lengthy absence I am back. I was offline for awhile due to operational commitments but you should be seeing more of me off and on.
Seems like we need to get you the all new Milforum Combat Laptop with wireless satelite internet access. It comes fully appointed with salt-water proof shell and rubber baby buggy bumpers for the Marine with less than nimble hands. But best of all is the all new for Xmas 2005 stealth feature which makes this baby absolutely invisible to the naked eye... you can now search the web, browse for porn and post witty military quips while your NCOIC thinks you are playing tiddly winks with your imaginary friend, most likely resulting in a nice 3 month vacation in Club Psych where none of those pesky operational commitments will interfere with your true passion- us.
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