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A few I've learned so far:
I had a dog his name was blue
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blue wanna be a seal too
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So I bought him a swim mask and four tiny fins
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and I told him to the ocean and I threw him in
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Blue came back to my surprize
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with a shark in his mouth and a gleam in his eyes
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A short one, but good for motivation
I wanna be a navy piliot
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I wanna fly an F-18
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I wanna fly with the cock pit open
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So I can hear those engines scream
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Ah!
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Aha
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Ah!
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Aha!
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Momma and papa were lyin in bed
momma rolled over to papa and said
gimme some
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Good for you
good for me
one mile
no sweat
two miles
better yet
I can make it
I can take it
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My favorite right now:
Saw an old lady walkin down the street
she had tanks on her back, she had fins on her feet
I said, "hey old lady where you goin to?"
"The US navy Divin school"
"Hey old lady haven't you been told?
They save that divin for the brave and the bold"
"Sonny, sonny can't you see?
I did reacon when 'fore you were three
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Hope they helped!
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