A few I've learned so far:
I had a dog his name was blue
blue wanna be a seal too
So I bought him a swim mask and four tiny fins
and I told him to the ocean and I threw him in
Blue came back to my surprize
with a shark in his mouth and a gleam in his eyes
A short one, but good for motivation
I wanna be a navy piliot
I wanna fly an F-18
I wanna fly with the cock pit open
So I can hear those engines scream
Momma and papa were lyin in bed
momma rolled over to papa and said
Good for you
good for me
I can make it
I can take it
My favorite right now:
Saw an old lady walkin down the street
she had tanks on her back, she had fins on her feet
I said, "hey old lady where you goin to?"
"The US navy Divin school"
"Hey old lady haven't you been told?
They save that divin for the brave and the bold"
"Sonny, sonny can't you see?
I did reacon when 'fore you were three
Hope they helped!