REVEALED! The secret to why librarians spend their days shushing people. Here are actual questions asked of librarians:
1.)"Can you tell me why so man Civil War battles were fought in national parks?"
2.)"Do you have any books with photos of dinosaurs?"
3.)"I need to find out Ibid's first name for my bibliography."
Under the Pain of Death
I would stand alone
Against an Army of Darkness
And Horrors Unknown