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Golf clubs, golf clubs, in my trunk.
Collectin' dust cuz I'm in my bunk.
Remote, remote in my hand,
this is why I signed up man.
Runnin' shoes runnin shoes under my rack,
if I run I'll have a heart attack.
Everybody pokes their fun,
that's because I don't do guns.
I wouldn't let me why should you,
I won't know which end to use.
I can never find my pen,
I haven't worked since I don't know when
I usually just sit in my den.
I won't work, nope never again.
Hooyah,
Chair Force.
Had to, too easy to poke fun, next will be the "gay sailor" jokes at my expense.
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