Topic: Full Metal Jacket Quotes

Feelgood · November 17th, 2005

D.I.- Do you suck d*cks?
G.I.- Sir, no sir!
D.I.- Bullsh*t, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden house!

D.I.- You climb obstacles like old people f**k!

D.I.- Your as* looks like 150 lbs of chewed bubble gum!

D.I.- Get the f**k down off of my obstacle!

D.I.- If god wanted you up there, he would have miracled your as* up there!

D.I.- Where do you come from Private Cowboy?
Cowboy- Texas, sir!
D.I.- Holy dog sh*t! Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that narrows it down quite a bit! Do you suck d*cks?
Cowboy- Sir, no sir!
D.I.- Bullsh*t, I bet you're the type of person who'd f**k some one in the as* and not have the godd**n decent courtesy to give 'em a reach around! I'll be watching you!

November 17th, 2005
Feelgood Milites Gregarius	D.I.- Do you suck dcks? G.I.- Sir, no sir! D.I.- Bullsht, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden house! D.I.- You climb obstacles like old people f*k! D.I.- Your as looks like 150 lbs of chewed bubble gum! D.I.- Get the f*k down off of my obstacle! D.I.- If god wanted you up there, he would have miracled your as up there! D.I.- Where do you come from Private Cowboy? Cowboy- Texas, sir! D.I.- Holy dog sht! Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that narrows it down quite a bit! Do you suck dcks? Cowboy- Sir, no sir! D.I.- Bullsht, I bet you're the type of person who'd fk some one in the as and not have the godd**n decent courtesy to give 'em a reach around! I'll be watching you! __________________ Air Force pilots sing their song, I just love to drop napalm....