Post; Celebrity Computer Viruses

bulldogg · October 23rd, 2005

BEWARE! NEW COMPUTER VIRUSES

The George Bush Virus- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus- Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus- Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus- Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus- Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus- Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus- Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus- Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus- Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . then discards it through Windows

October 23rd, 2005
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Post; Celebrity Computer Viruses BEWARE! NEW COMPUTER VIRUSES The George Bush Virus- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus- Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory The Al Gore Virus- Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting The Bob Dole Virus- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy The Lewinsky Virus- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus- Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back The Mike Tyson Virus- Quits after two bytes The Oprah Winfrey Virus- Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB The Ellen Degeneres Virus- Disks can no longer be inserted The Prozac Virus- Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care The Michael Jackson Virus- Only attacks minor files The Lorena Bobbitt Virus- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . then discards it through Windows __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck Last edited by tomtom22; June 12th, 2007 at 22:31.