Molly and I enjoyed those alot, Top! Oh so familiar and I just married into an Italian family!
I liked this one best:
10. You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.
I've met Molly's grandmothers. Both are very tiny (Molly herself is only 5' 2") and the tiniest of the two could dangle from a keychain, but she's also the most firey member of the family. When she lets out a yell all members of the family stop, fall silent and become riveted to her like they had just gotten a missive from the all mighty.
"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."
- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia