| here's one, but i doubt that high school rotc daddy will let you use it. just say "there's no swearing in it!"
i went to the mall,
where all the kiddies shop,
pulled out my machete,
and i began to chop!
singing, left right left right left right KILL!
left right left right think i will
i went to the playground,
where all the kiddies play,
pulled out my SAW,
and i began to spray!
left right left right left right kill
left right left right paratrooper drill
i went to the pool,
where all the kiddies dive,
pulled out CS gas,
and laughed as they cried,
LRLRLR kill
LRLR think i will.
try it out, i was a cadet at college before i got deployed, and the pt leader didn't mind that one, they actually started cracking up. push the envelope, the worst thing they can do is yell at you or make you do pushups, or tell you to stop. no one is going to criticise you for taking initiave.
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