| I like the guy who called in sick for work at my last civilian job complaining that he had "broken his foot" and then he showed up the next day without so much as even an ace bandage on his foot and walked around quite spritely with no sign of a limp. Boss loved that one. The guy's nickname was "tenderfoot" from then on.
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"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."
- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |