I completely agree with Redleg, attempting to use real military awards for a forum would be a tremendous insult towards those that have actually earned them in reality.
Perhaps when everyone starts following the rules, and we spend less time cleaning up the messes caused by those that don't bother to adhere to them - we can have some free time to give out "forum awards."
You could easily start a superlative poll by making up such categories and voting on the member you feel deserves the title.