I just got told that I have to introduce myself here.
I am British. I used to be in the Royal Navy. I am in my early twenties. Contrary to what most Americans think, we have hot, clean water in our houses and we have electricity in our houses. We only have 5 TV channels, but that doesn't matter, because our TV is the best in the world. Our microwaves are electricity-powered and not coal-powered and we don't move our cars with our feet like the Flintstones do. Our beer is strong and our women are beautiful (unless you live in the Outer Hebrides where the women have beards).
Anyway, that's my intro.