| this is a version that we always use
A yellow bird
With a yellow beak
Was sittin on
My toilet seat
I pushed him in
And flushed him down
And watched his feet
Go round and round
Another bird
With a yellow bill
Was sittin on
My window sill
I lured him in
With a piece of bread
And then I tried
To squish his head
On me oh my
I'm such a klutz
I missed his head
And squished his nuts
A little kitten
A baby cat
Was sittin on
My welcome mat
I picked him up
And made him purr
And then I ripped
Out all his fur
A little puppy
With little paws
Was sittin on
My table saw
I picked him up
Like a piece of meat
And then I sawed
Off all his feat |