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March 22nd, 2005  
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Post; The Cowboy


This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas.
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He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded
staring blankly at a bowl of chilli.
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After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy
bravely asks, "if you ain't goin to eat that, mind if I do"?
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The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead".
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Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.* He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chilli.* The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl.
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The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too".
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