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August 5th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; The $100 TATTOOLarry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." ... Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.
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August 5th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | I hope the names, Larry and Linda just popped into your head. 
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August 5th, 2006
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| Optio | Quote:
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August 5th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | OOOO! that's different!
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August 5th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Hahaha. Nice.
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August 6th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | LOL Very nice!!!! 
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August 6th, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | lol nice
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August 6th, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | nice lol
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August 6th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | HAHAHAHAHA....funny but strange.
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August 29th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | *still giggling*
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