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September 21st, 2007   Post 1
bulldogg
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Post; 10 year old blues


A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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September 21st, 2007   Post 2
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That is real good!
 
September 21st, 2007   Post 3
senojekips
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I'll pay that one.
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September 21st, 2007   Post 4
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Good one, Bulldogg!
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September 21st, 2007   Post 5
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That's good.
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September 21st, 2007   Post 6
Rob Henderson
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Ahahahahaha. Fantastic!
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September 21st, 2007   Post 7
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September 21st, 2007   Post 8
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this is great
 
September 24th, 2007   Post 9
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LOL...funny
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