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December 2nd, 2006   Post 1
JulesLee
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Post; 10 things to say if you dont like your christmas gift


10. Hey! Now there's a gift!

9. Well, well, well...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it - but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don't deserve this.
 
December 2nd, 2006   Post 2
Sevens
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LOL Nice.
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December 2nd, 2006   Post 3
Team Infidel
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that's good
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December 2nd, 2006   Post 4
bigcanada813
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now i have some ideas for christmas day, thanks!
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December 2nd, 2006   Post 5
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I wish I had that list last year!
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December 2nd, 2006   Post 6
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Good to know those now.
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December 3rd, 2006   Post 7
Rob Henderson
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Grandmas house here i come!
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December 3rd, 2006   Post 8
Sevens
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Hehehe I was thinking along the same lines, Henderson.
 



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