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February 5th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty


1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.



Have I offended or does no one play golf???

Last edited by RnderSafe; February 5th, 2006 at 20:42. Reason: Back to back posting
 
February 5th, 2006   Post 2
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good post. But i think it belongs in the jokes section.
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February 5th, 2006   Post 3
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Sorry. I have to learn to do all this stuff. Teaching an old dog new tricks can be difficult at times.
 
February 5th, 2006   Post 4
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Hahaha. Amusing.
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February 7th, 2006   Post 5
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good one!
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February 7th, 2006   Post 6
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Yes, good one.
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January 9th, 2007   Post 7
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Funny!
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January 9th, 2007   Post 8
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Good one!