10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

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February 5th, 2006   #1
DolphinDancer
 
 

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1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.



Have I offended or does no one play golf???

Last edited by RnderSafe; February 5th, 2006 at 19:42.. Reason: Back to back posting
 
February 5th, 2006   #2
CanadianCombat
 
 
good post. But i think it belongs in the jokes section.
 
February 5th, 2006   #3
DolphinDancer
 
 
Sorry. I have to learn to do all this stuff. Teaching an old dog new tricks can be difficult at times.
 
February 5th, 2006   #4
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha. Amusing.


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February 7th, 2006   #5
tomtom22
 
 
good one!


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February 7th, 2006   #6
Italian Guy
 
 
Yes, good one.


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January 9th, 2007   #7
Sevens
 
 
Funny!


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January 9th, 2007   #8
weed
 
 
Good one!