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March 8th, 2006   Post 1
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10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns to Women

#10-You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9-You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8-If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7-Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6-Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5-A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4-Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3-A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2-A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1-YOU CAN BUY A "SILENCER" FOR A GUN!
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March 8th, 2006   Post 2
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Originally Posted by PJ24
10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns to Women

#10-You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9-You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8-If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7-Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6-Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5-A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4-Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3-A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2-A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1-YOU CAN BUY A "SILENCER" FOR A GUN!
Hehe ya can buy em for women too. Ya just can't legally use them.
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March 8th, 2006   Post 3
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haha nice one
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March 8th, 2006   Post 4
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Yes, but there are many things you CAN'T do a with a gun that you can do with a woman. Keep that in mind
 
March 9th, 2006   Post 5
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March 9th, 2006   Post 6
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Yes, but there are many things you CAN'T do a with a gun that you can do with a woman. Keep that in mind
I agree!
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March 9th, 2006   Post 7
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Good one, PJ24!
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March 10th, 2006   Post 8
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Lol!!!
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March 10th, 2006   Post 9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PJ24
10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns to Women

#10-You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9-You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8-If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7-Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6-Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5-A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4-Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3-A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2-A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1-YOU CAN BUY A "SILENCER" FOR A GUN!
That was great lol.
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March 10th, 2006   Post 10
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heh, worthwhile
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