Topic: 10 reasons you know you've been in Afghanistan too long

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October 7th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; 10 reasons you know you've been in Afghanistan too long


* You know you've been overseas too long when you can tell somebody what time it is in Zulu, local, and back home without thinking twice about it.

* You go to the Haji mart and you know the dealer names by heart.

* You get excited when Stars and Stripes mentions your home state.

* When the women you would never sleep with back home start to look good.

* When you drink an entire bottle of Robitusim to get a buzz.

* When you realize that somethings smells like it died and its your uniform.

* When you give up thinking maybe there will be hot water next time.

* When you miss the food your High School cafeteria served.

* When you think spending more thank $2 on a DVD is outrageous.

* When you know more about the country your in than your own.
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October 7th, 2005   Post 2
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October 8th, 2005   Post 3
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nice one, i like the last one.


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January 16th, 2007   Post 4
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LOL Nice.
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April 15th, 2007   Post 5
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LOL very nice
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April 16th, 2007   Post 6
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LOL...cool stuffs.
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April 17th, 2007   Post 7
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Very good.
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