Topic: 10 More Things You Should Never Tweet After Sex

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October 16th, 2009   Post 1
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Post; 10 More Things You Should Never Tweet After Sex


1. Does anyone know if the morning-after pill causes amnesia? I need to forget this as soon as possible.
2. I haven’t seen a back that hairy since I broke up with Chewbacca.
3. @hotstud4U Hey, I’m free now. What are you doing? Can I come over?
4. What does it mean if you have a lot of tiny red dots on—well, never mind.
5. I hope I’m pregnant. Too bad I’ll have no idea who the father is.
6. If one more guy asks me to “slob his knob,” I don’t know what I’ll do.
7. It’s confirmed, I’m definitely a lesbian.
8. Sometimes sex leads to personal discovery. I guess I’m not a size queen after all. Weird!
9. If he doesn’t call me, I’M GOING TO GO TOTALLY INSANE.
10. Was that him or his twin brother? Eh. Who cares.
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October 16th, 2009   Post 2
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
7. It’s confirmed, I’m definitely a lesbian.

LOL...I don't have a tweet account... lol
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October 17th, 2009   Post 3
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That's funny!
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4 Weeks Ago   Post 4
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Interesting...............


to say the least!
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